Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Friday, April 15, 2011

Phone Addiction

Nomophobia is the fear of being out of mobile phone contact. Millions of people apparently suffer from this phobia.  I was one of them.

Papa got me my first phone when I finished my 10th , even with mum constantly saying how she thought it was too early and a bad idea. Its has always been an important part of my life since then. 5months ago for my birthday, my parents got me a smart phone, my happiness knew bounds, my addiction to it grew into heights.Yes, smart phone addiction. There was not a moment where you could find me without my phone. My friends used to shout at me for that.

2days ago, I lost my phone, some fucker in college stole it. I cried like I had been caught copying and thrown out of class(I think lots of people actually thought that) It felt like the world around me ended, through out the day, I had odd feeling of emptiness, and i kept touching my pocket in the hopes of finding it. I was so badly distracted that, I couldn't write my afternoon internals, for which I had actually studied.

Now I don't have a phone of mine yet, hardly 3 people know how to contact me. I thought I couldn't manage, but I am really relieved and happy  that I am coming out of this obsession or addiction with my phone .


10 signs of phone addiction:
  1.  You use it in the bathroom.
  2. You feel a brief moment of panic when you touch your pocket and it’s gone.
  3. When you meet people with the same phone, you can only talk about the phone.
  4.  A full battery barely lasts a day.Anxiety increases as the phone battery runs low.
  5. you read about your phone on phone.
  6. You sneak to pick calls while in the bathroom, in class, while driving, in church or in very important meetings instead of waiting for the sessions to end.
  7. You can never stop scrolling through your phonebook, looking for nothing in particular.
  8. You send more than 20 text messages every day before you sleep when you can use one email to reach all of them
  9. You can’t bear to have your phone of for a few minutes and would rather keep it ringing incessantly even when in  a silent place.
  10. You use your cell phone’s calculator for the simplest of all calculations like 100 times three.
If  you are one of those people, who are like me, please try stop it, before it gets too out of control.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Best moments of life are unplanned!

Today is one of my dear friend's birthday.. I have know her from the first day of college, we used to sit in the same bench for two years.
Well, I have to shamelessly admit we had nothing planned, no cake, no candles nothing. We didn't know if she was gonna be in hostel or not.
We went there to her room at 12 a.m. to wish. It was only four of us. One of my friend was like, wish there was something to put on her face, since we usually put cream, then I had a idea that we can dress her like a tribal girl, we tied dupatta around her waist like a sarong, hawain style,applied white powder on her face and hands and little bit of tooth paste also. And guess what we all dressed up to!!!! 
From crazy photo session, ramp walks, jumping on the bed,dancing like maniac's, shouting and screaming we did everything possible!!! Whole hostel would've cursed us but who the heck cares anyway!! This was like the best fun we had in a long time, crazy shit we hadn't planned for at all. And we all know we are gonna
remember this forever!!! The night we went crazy, actually night we went craziest!!!

Friday, March 4, 2011

Things I noticed recently...

  • You hardly get girlfriends who will be happy for you and your success. If you have such friends don't ever let them go.
  • When you do everything you can to get something, and you realise it's not worth it, your mind and heart have a conflict. Your mind says don't give up, you have done so much, heart says look at what you are going through, it isn't worth it give up.
  • When you and your boyfriend have had a fight and are still fighting, the whole world will be in love. People who haven't called their girlfriends in ages call up, they go on super dates, and when you are sulking and looking at your phone, everybody else gets a call and you have to hear a convo about how much they love each other!
  • When you think nobody will write the assignment let's chuck it, the whole class including the guy who never writes would've written!
  • New hair style gets the maximum attention!
  • You get pimple on your face the very next day you told someone that how you never had pimple in your life and how clear your skin is!
  • Guys will never like your nail polish colour! But the same colour would be totally loved by girls!
  • If one person falls ill in a group, all the other five will do too one by one.
  • When you badly want to save money to buy someone a special gift, that month all the random expenses come up!
  • You only forget your friends birthday, but you actually wish all the other people you hardly talk to!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

DAY SEVENTEEN : ANONYMOUS

Hey, I'm back with more random stuff!! I know, I know you are least excited about it.But you will have to read it!

Yesterday, I got all happy that my blog crossed 1000 page views that I put it up in facebook,
After nearly 3 months of starting it, today my blog crossed 1000 page views!!!!:):)

Next thing I know, I had more then 100 hits in an hour!Fuck! That's scary!!!

Some people have actually read each and every post.

And all these days I was joining forums, to get people to read it! Why didn't it occur to me that, all I had to do is put it up on facebook!!!!

Thank you people for reading it, but I don't think many of you will come back. Or will you??? If you will, I'll probably have to be lot more careful, about what I write now!shit!!stupid facebook and stupid me!!!!

And you know whattttttttttt??????
I have my first anonymous follower..yayyyyyyy!!!


After this I'll probably scare that person away.
Please don't get scared I'm not a crazy female.Really.

The whole idea of having a anonymous follower is so exciting,i know, it might not be a secret admirer, it might also be a nosy bitch..but the idea is still nice.

So, this post I dedicate to my anonymous follower, and hoping I get more of them!:P
And also to all my friends! thank you!
CHEERS!!!

Have a nice day everyone!
I still haven't learnt it in deutsch, cause my tutor is busy with his exams.So tomorrow, promise..:)



PS: I want to go to beach, I want to go to beach!

DAY SIXTEEN : IT GIRL

GUTEN MORGEN...:)

That is good morning in deutsch, well I know its not morning, but I learnt it today so just showing it off.

Well, another thing I have been doing these holidays is playing the game "IT GIRL" on facebook. It the easiest game, easier then the block game. The whole game is about shopping and dressing up.You ask me why I am playing it??? well, who doesnt like shoppin and dressing up? atleast I do!!

 In that stupid game I had a stupid boyfriend, who dumped me today, cause I wasnt paying him enough attention, giving him enough kisses, and buying him gifts.I am not making this shit up, its TRUE.

Its quite a different thing that I have new boyfriend now,again in the game, well he's much cuter then the earlier one, he's a real estate agent or something.The older one was a dentist.Now I have to keep that guy happy.

I went shopping today, got stuff I wanted from a long time. So happy :):)

And also my friends are coming tommorow, so very excited!!

Btw, that reminds me, my papa said a clear NO to me for the first time, I usually get permission for everything I ask for, he didnt even tell me anything when he saw my red hair, so i'm a little shocked.But I know he will let me or make other arrangements atleast.So no worries.

Have a nice day everyone.
I'll learn to say in deustch tomorrow..:)

I'm uploading the photo of the guy i'm totally crazy about, can do anything to touch his dimple, and I mean it!


This is JERRY, isnt he just cute and hot and everything together???!! he is my defination of HOT guy!!!
I can stare at this all day.
And total page views just crossed 1000!!! :):):)
Love you everyone, who ever visted to read my colours, double love you for those people who kept coming back, and triple love you for all the people I forced to read it!!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

DAY FIFTEEN : THE BACHELOR and THE BACHELORETTE!

I don't want to do more questions on myself, first cause I'm bored writing about me, second who the heck cares about knowing me that well anyway! So anyone following my questions, make your questions.


No..no..no..no.. I like saying no..no..no..no..! oh well anyways... I am not quiting the 20 day challenge, but wont do questions about ME! Instead I write something random that comes to my head.

voice in my head :ah, random uh..that makes me feel so much better,its so much more interesting then writing about yourself!
me:What? are you being sarcastic?
voice in my head :Duh!
me:*ignore*

 
well, from a month I am at home,thanks to my semester holidays,which btw have been extended for a week,which means more time at home so yay!!


 I have been watching a reality show with nothing better to do, in star one, daily night at 9, THE BACHELOR and now THE BACHELORETTE.


For people who don't know its a show where the guy/gal gets to meets 25 HOT gals/guys..and tries to find his/her wife/husband.



The process includes going on over the top romantic dates,unless you are dating some rich fucker like Sidharth Mallya or someone these will never come true.


Dates include the helicopter rides, dinner on the terrace of some huge building, candles everywhere, a couch to cuddle with  warm blanket, swimming with dolphins,dancing on the boat in the middle of the lake, hot water pool where you can relax and talk and do whatever you want, a band to play for you when you dance by the pool,private firework show, ice skating, ride on fire engine. And this is all I remember,there were more of it!

For the over night dates, yes there were over night dates too, you get to stay in a fantasy suite, which might be huge house fully decorated with candles and flowers with a pool,obviously.

Gifts include diamond necklace, diamond earrings, and 10 beautiful gowns out of which you can pick whichever you like!!!

At the end you can marry or you can dump,who cares anyways.
Who wouldn't want to live that life once.


PS: Finally reinstalled my laptop, no more viruses,its just running great!:)

Friday, January 21, 2011

DAY ELEVEN

THE DREAM


I had kinda weird dream last night. It wasn't scary, but I'm scared. It not unusual, I keep getting weird dreams but most of it I don't remember, but this one I do very vividly.

First,I'm carrying two big suitcases going back to hostel probably, all alone. On the way my suitcase falls on the ground, someone tries to help, so I say to that person "I'm used carrying luggage all alone, its okay I'll do it" and the next moment I call my parents and say I cant do it alone, you guys have to come.

Next the whole thing changes and I'm inside some place like the way to temple in tirupati, its all crowded,people are pushing each other and all that, at the end, while getting down the stairs, some auntie and my mom talk, they are happy.

Next the whole thing changes, I'm outside some building everyone is there,there are two big buses, I don't know who all but they all are there, then my papa comes outside the building, he's got pop-corn chicken in his hand, and he's very happy too. He's even got ice-cream, he asks me which ice cream do I want ,I say chocolate, and he gives me that.

Then the scene changes into a room, I'm trying out  Saree and blouse, its day before my WEDDING!!!My parents are discussing something. I clearly remember the colour was red, then I tell my mom to get another Saree, and she tells me, no this will look better even my papa agrees,the suitcase I thought was my hostel stuff, is actually my wedding stuff! After sometime,I am lying on my bed, I'm very very nervous, unable to sleep, some aunties are talking in the background, telling that they both know each from so many years and things like that, and I'm thinking about the photos the groom and I were together in the past, and I think start thinking about him,if he is also this nervous, will he be awake too, is it okay if I text him, or should I not contact him till the wedding..and all of a sudden I woke up!!!!

Sad part,I didn't come to know who the groom was.
This is happening for the 2nd time, first time I was supposed to be getting married in a church, my parents were all happy, I was wearing the white dress and heels it was all so beautiful. We were all waiting for the groom to arrive before he did I woke up!




Anyways, if you have read till here then thank you for actually reading my stupid dream  and god bless you!
 Have a nice day :)

Friday, December 31, 2010

A year ago....and now

A year ago...
1-jan-2010, 12.a.m 
In my hostel room
sleeping 
my phone starts ringing, I try ignoring it, it still goes on,half  heartedly open my eyes,its my friend who hasn't called me in quite some time...
me- hey...
friend- heyyyyyy!!! happpppppyyyyyyyyy newwwwwww yearrrrrrr!!!!!!
me- oh,yeah, erm, wish you the same.
friend- where you? what you doing?
me- sleeping.
friend- what you are sleeping on new year's eve? what wrong with you? blah,blah,blah...

After some 15 mins of  conversation,before I went back to sleep, I thought maybe I would something special the coming year.


A year later
31-december-2010, 11.30 p.m.
at home
with my sister watching some cheap ass episode of emotional atyachar, where a fat, ugly foul mouthed bitch and a short purple strapless, price tag not removed dress wearing bitch are trying to hit each other with stones for a fat, bald, pimp like looking gay guy or whatever that the story was, only god should know.
when the clock hit 12, we just turned our head and said happy new year,since we had already eaten the cake, we were supposed to cut at mid night, so there was nothing else to do.
I got 2 text messages,4 calls(excluding my boyfriend), 3 from guys who had asked me out, or were still asking me out and other from a female I haven't met at all, I don't know why she called me, maybe even she felt the same after the awkward conversation.I know,sad set of people who remembered me.
Where the hell were my friends? where they all partying??? I couldn't find out cause I had no balance to call or even text.
Just thought another one of those new year's eve and was fast asleep by 12.30.

Is it better then what I did last year?
hmmm.. I don't know, and who the hell cares!
I will definitely party this year!!! :P

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Year 2010

2 days left and its the end of another here. Though I had a VERY bumpy start, after having cried on new year itself, I wasn't expecting anything better, but the year is coming to end in the BEST way possible. New class, new friends, exams gone well.Everything is just perfect right now.Loving every bit of my life.When I think and look back, I will never forget,having my first sip of beer( naturally, everything else followed..:P)my first time bowling,I beat my boyfriend!:) it was the only time, as usual I sucked at it every other time,beginner's luck does exit,organizing first "SUPRISE" birthday party,the cutest birthday cake..:):):) and the mask to make me feel like a birthday princess :) love you guys so much!,5 continuous exams(phew!!!) and clearing all of them(*full happy*),chennai,getting drunk and singing loudly,sleepovers-sitting on terrace, middle of the night playing uno,cooking and eating at 2 p.m. and all the rolling with laughter at stupid jokes till stomach hurts!laughing my ass out in library whole day, on the previous day of exam,start of this BLOG! Overall a memorable year.
    hoping for a even more fun year ahead,
    wishing you all a very HAPPY NEW YEAR.
    CHEERS!!

    Thursday, December 2, 2010

    Study Holidays

    You know its study holidays when,
    •  library is buzzing with people from early morning to evening, it is actually so full it feels like a mini market!
    • you frequently hear the sentences, "how much you done with macha?", "there is so much to study! and I have done so little", " I am tensed!"
    • start eating really less cause you feel sleepy, not cause you put on weight!
    • photocopy guy is in full demand!
    • people you hardly even talk to, come talk and be sweet and ask if they can borrow your books, notes, question banks or whatever!
    • stop watching movies and start using the laptop for something else!
    • get up early, even tho its a holiday!

    Monday, November 29, 2010

    Heart Break

    My friend comes to me early in the morning stinking of cigarette and alcohol.
    Me- y this bad?
    Friend- smoked up whole night, we broke up (he n his gf)
    next thing that happened I will never ever forget in my life.. He rolled up
    his sleeves n showed me his hand which was badly cut, with blood dried
    all over!!!(shudder)
    I do realise that it is a very hard time and that you end up doing
    something irrational.
    But when someone breaks your heart that bad,isn't it obvious that they
    don't deserve you?!
    Y do you want to walk around carrying that scar for the rest of your life?! Its
    just so so stupid!!
    Other things I have seen people tried doing,
    • jumping from 3rd floor!
    • run off to goa!( I know GOA!!)
    • lock herself in her room with knife in hand!( god! all of us outside were so scared!)
    • stop eating, it was so bad that he was actually admitted!
    • follow the guy everywhere!
    • go complain her parents about what she did to him!(so dumb!)
    • but, cutting hand is like the most favorite.
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